Today in signs the apocalypse is already upon us

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 11/16/2017 at 11:29 • Filed to: None

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Exhibit A: the Aduro Lounger Universal Adjustable Neck Mount Phone Holder can be yours for the low, low price of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ! The many photoshopped pictures of people not actually using this thing are pure gold.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Textured Soy Protein 11/16/2017 at 11:36

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way2blu does a rev update > Textured Soy Protein 11/16/2017 at 11:37

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Who needs the Mercedes iPad-on-the-dash when you can put the screen right in front of your face?

WilliamsSW > Textured Soy Protein 11/16/2017 at 11:37

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OK, someone needs to shop this onto people driving.

fintail > Textured Soy Protein 11/16/2017 at 11:40

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T-Mo should have ran with this:

way2blu does a rev update > WilliamsSW 11/16/2017 at 11:40

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Mercedes-Benz gotcha covered. Just imagine that iPad even closer to your face :D

Azrek > Textured Soy Protein 11/16/2017 at 11:44

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...but....but...why?

WilliamsSW > way2blu does a rev update 11/16/2017 at 11:51

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BUT I STILL HAVE TO TURN MY HEAD TO LOOK AT IT! TOO MUCH WORK

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Textured Soy Protein 11/16/2017 at 11:51

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Anyone who buys this seriously needs to be removed from the gene pool. Sorry. That’s just how I feel.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Textured Soy Protein 11/16/2017 at 11:54

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The dude on the tread mill is pure hilarity, there’s no way that thing wouldn’t be bouncing like a little brother on a trampoline with the big kids.  

Chariotoflove > Textured Soy Protein 11/16/2017 at 12:07

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So this apparatus suspends the laws of physics? Neat!

Ash78, voting early and often > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 11/16/2017 at 12:12

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Came here for this.

Wacko > Textured Soy Protein 11/16/2017 at 12:13

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so technically this is hands free driving?

Wacko > Textured Soy Protein 11/16/2017 at 12:14

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finally, hands free porn on your iphone

Textured Soy Protein > Chariotoflove 11/16/2017 at 12:16

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random001 > Textured Soy Protein 11/16/2017 at 12:18

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Thank you for this.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Textured Soy Protein 11/16/2017 at 12:27

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EW